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These, my dearies, are the ramblings of a 15 year old girl.
So, recently I started watching this show called Robin Hood which was from the years 2006-2009. Yes, I'm watching an old show and it's damn good.
LIKE FUCKING GOOD.
Anyways, so I totes ship Allan/Djaq or whatever the fuck her name because just yeah. But then I ship Will/Djaq because Idk. THEY'RE BOTH JUST SO GOOD.
AND THEN MARION DIED FOR LIKE A BUNCH OF MINUTES AND LIKE ROBIN HOOD WAS LIKE "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NO NO NO I'M SORRY MARION I WISH I WISH I COULD HAVE.. I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU" and then he killed a bunch of bad guys. It was fucking epic.
AND LIKE AND NOW I'M WATCHING ROBIN HOOD AND LIKE OSAGJKLSJGLSKJGKLAS
I SWEAR IF ALLAN BECOMES A BAD GUY AND KEEPS THAT DEAL WITH GISBORNE IMA BE PISSED LIKE SUPER PISSED I LOVE ALLAN OKAY I JUST LOVE HIM
WHY CAN'T I BE DJAQ DO YOU KNOW HOW FUCKING COOL THAT'D BE I'D BE LIKE "ALL OF YOU STUPID MEN ARE STUPID I'M A FUCKING GIRL AND I'M FUCKING BADASS YOU CAN'T TOUCH THIS DODODODODODODODODOOOO CAN'T TOUCH THIS DOODODODODOD" AND THEN I'D THROW PEPPER IN THEIR FACE AND KICK THEIR ASSES LIKE DJAQ DOES EHRHEHREHREH
LOL I LOVE HOW DJAQ DRESSES LIKE A GIRL FOR ONCE IN A DRESS AND EVERYTHING AND WILL STARES AT HER AND SHE'S LIKE "WHAT?!?!?!" AND HE'S LIKE "NOTHING.." AND THEN ALLAN SEES HER AND SHE'S LIKE "WHAT?!?!" AND HE'S LIKE "YOU SHOULD DRESS LIKE A GIRL MORE OFTEN. YOU LIKE QUITE RAVISHING." lol. Oh the things that amuse me. Herhehrehrhe
"If we die don't come running to me." OH YES, MUCH. THAT MAKES TOTAL SENSE. COMPLETE SENSE. I CAN'T EVEN WITH HOW MUCH SENSE THAT MAKES. BECAUSE IF YOU'RE BOTH DEAD, HE CAN TOTALLY RUN TO YOU. YES, OF COURSE. SO MUCH SENSE.
"Men tend to lie about their size." LOLWUT. WUT. HEHHERHERHEHREHRERHASGSAJKJLSKLGEHREHREHAGDKJLKJGKLVNLKJ.
THAT'S FUNNY. XD I KNOW SHE DIDN'T MEAN IT THE WAY I'M TAKING IT, BUT OH WELLLLLLLL.>
"Whether you're a man or a woman, I fall in love very easily." That's nice Much. I'm happy for ya.
WAIT A SECOND THAT MEANS THERE'S GONNA BE 3 GUYS WHO LOVE DJAQ. WILL, ALLAN, AND NOW MUCH. WTAF. DIS IS CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY. WHY CAN'T I BE DJAQ? SERIOUSLY THO. SHE ACTS LIKE A GUY AND ALL THE GUYS FALL IN LOVE WITH HER. WHY CAN'T I BE HER?! JAKLSGJSJGKL
DKDKDGKJDKGJDJDGSKJSKJLLKJDGSKLGSKSJS NOOOOO ALLAN IS LIKE BECOMING A SUPER BAD GUY LIKE TERRIBLE HE'S JUST JASGKAJGKDSK BUT HE CAAAANNN'TTTTTT HE NEEDS TO STOP THIS MADNESS RIGHT NOW. LIKE RIGHT NOW. RIGHT. FUCKING. NOW OR IMA FUCKING STAB HIM.
AND THEN WILL HAS GONE CRAY TOO. HE'S ALL LIKE "OH FUCK. THE SHERIFF KILLED MY FATHER SO IMA FUCKING KILL THE SHERIFF. HERHEHREEH" BUT HE CAAAAAANNN'TTTTT.
NOOOOO ALLAN. ALLAN. ALLAN. AJSGKLJADKGJASJGKLS. SO MANY SHIPPING FEELS. DJAQ KNOWS ALLAN IS THE TRAITOR BUT SHE STILL BELIEVES HE'S A GOOD MAN. JSDKAGJLKAJG. WAAAAAAA. CRYING BC DJAQ IS CRYING AND ALLAN HAS WATERY EYES AND IDEK JSKLGJAKJGKLASJKLGGJKSLJ
"CONSECRATED GROUND." "CONSTIPATED GROUND." "...No..."
MARION DIED. SHE DIED. WHILE MARRYING ROBIN. SO GISBOURNE GOT PISSED AT HER AND WAS LIKE "LOL FUCK U BITCH" AND HE STABBED HER IN THE STOMACH WITH HIS SWORD. THEN SHE FELL DOWN AND STARTED DYING AND SHIT AND ROBIN HOOD SHOWED UP AND WAS FREAKING OUT BECAUSE MARION IS HIS TRUEST TRUE LOVE. THEN THEY DECIDED TO GET MARRIED BEFORE SHE DIED - WELL, MARION DECIDED THAT ROBIN JUST WANTED TO CRY AND HOLD HER AND STUFF - SO THEY GOT MARRIED TO EACH OTHER AND THE KING BLESSED THEM AND STUFF AND HE EVEN GAVE HER A RING THAT THE KING HAPPENED TO HAVE AND JUST
AND THEN MARION DIED AND I CRIED.
SADDEST DEATH SCENE EVER.