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This page is for the list of reasons why Vilo sucks. We're allowed to do this because he approves of me saying that he sucks.

  • He's in France.
  • He's not even on twitter or tumblr.
  • He might not even be here for me to wish him a happy birthday.
  • I miss him
  • His timezone doesn't change with mine so now he doesn't get back from school until 12am my time.
  • Pretty soon his timezone will change because of daylight savings and it'll be 1am.
  • I need to tell him my great news about how organised I am.
  • He keeps disappearing.
  • Sometimes he tells me to go to bed and threatens to tickle me to death if I ignore him.
  • This is bad because I don't like tickles.
  • He left this wiki in his faves lolphail
  • I have no one to teach me Dutch now.
  • I'm sleeping reasonable hours now that he's gone and when he comes back I'm going to miss this feeling.
  • No one I talk to often is online at this time except sometimes Gummy and Jaeda.
  • Because he gets to talk to Gareema and I miss her heaps and he won't let me talk to her.
  • Because he just does.
  • He can't drive til he's 18.
  • He thinks cigars are cool.
  • uhhhh
  • He's never eaten corn.
  • He has to teach me how to play actual checkers, but again, he's away in France.
  • I can't think of more things about him that suck to make this list longer.
  • He made me write a page about much he sucks just by sucking so much.
  • He won't let me keel him </3
  • He says my attempts to be mean always fail and he never takes me seriously when I attempt.
  • He has a window above his door of his room.
  • He was on three hours ago when I was actually awake and didn't tell me so I could get online.
  • He just does.
  • He's no longer the same age as me.
  • He loves Ruby more than me.
  • creys ;____;
  • He talked about Fudgecakey on VW main chat. I'll never hear the end of it now. I h-nine you Vilo *cries* jk of course, I could never hate you....I think muahaha
  • bc he's far far away in Dutchieland.
  • He is away getting lunch. Who even eats lunch?
  • I bet he eats brunch too.
  • He's such a brunch eater.
  • He randomly leaves while Mini's chat isn't working.
  • I bet he's sleeping now.
  • Who sleeps at 1am?
  • Isn't that what the internet is for.
  • he doesn't have as many sucky qualities that I can think of to put on this list.
  • He doesn't get mad at me when I want someone to yell at me to shut up.
  • uhhhh
  • Because he's not here.
  • Because I can't remember what it was but he wouldn't let me have a certain baby animal.
  • It wasn't a snake, but now I want a baby snake.
  • plz?
  • Idek if he reads this.
  • Because he's off being boring.
  • and I'm bored
  • and this is what I do when I'm bored.
  • these aren't even legit reasons.
  • Add more my fellow wikians.